Chocolate Covered Portals
Chocoportals: i dont know what this is
Chocoportals: i'm not sure i WANT to know
Odd dilemma

Anyways I came across a bit of fanart with the same subject as one of my Garry’s Mod poses. I’m not sure which one was made first. Also, the other fanart is pretty nicely done. Still, is it wrong or biased to actually prefer mine over the other one?

Chocoportals: nah, in a more figurative sense it is pretty shit, no real quality control and filled with all sorts of stupid dupes and saves
Chocoportals: oh yeah and the userbase sort of stinks too
Chocoportals: real quality maps get 2-3 stars, someone slaps up a reupload and gets 5

Garry’s Mod Workshop confirmed for literal shit.

In which Google gives me helpful and highly relevant search results.

In which Google gives me helpful and highly relevant search results.

Chocoportals: i keep coming across the gordon freeman crotch picture in multiple folders
Chocoportals: i think its haunting me

rusty595 replied to your post: Chocoportals:How do you cover a portal…

White chocolate bro

But white chocolate isn’t chocolate. It’s made of cocoa butter, not cocoa solids.

ask-glados-anything replied to your post: Chocoportals:How do you cover a portal…

//or you could put chocolate in the gun to make it shoot chocolate with the portals. Just hope that it won’t explode in your hand.

But unless you put solid chocolate in there (which probably won’t work too great), you’re not supposed to submerge the portal gun.. I presume that includes pouring liquid into the inner workings of the device.

Well that’s a relief. I wasn’t sure until I read about it.